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(A book burning.) Leader: (holding up book) Here's one that says 'Just because you use big words doesn't mean you're very smart.' Mob: Burn! Burn! (He throws the book into the bonfire.) Leader: Here's one that says 'A stitch in time saves nine.' Mob: Burn! Burn! (He tosses the book into the flames.) Leader: Here's one that says 'You have taken your cowardice for good sense and found comfort in deceiving yourselves.' Mob: BURN! BURN! BURN! (He throws the book into the fire.) Leader: This is the best one of all. Here's one that says 'Where they burn books, they will eventually burn people.' Mob: BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN! Leader: Wait a minute. I think my grandfather wrote this. Mob: BURN! BURN! (They take the book from him, pick him up and throw him into the fire. His cry of agony expires shortly. Then they throw the book on top of his charred remains and jump up and down, cheering and high fiving each other.)
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