Monday, December 31, 2012

The Sling

The Sling
Reginald loved sex. He loved it so much that when he was with his lover in bed, he never wanted it to end. 'How can I keep this pleasure going?' he asked himself. 'If I try to do this in public, they'll arrest me and throw me in jail.'

That's why Reginald invented The Sling. Just buckle her in and you can take her for the longest ride of her life.

(A restaurant. A mother is forced to breastfeed her infant. Enter Reginald and his girlfriend in The Sling. He is offended by the sight of the nursing mother and approaches her.)

Reginald: What do you think you are doing? This is a public place!
  
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