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Coming up on Bigger than the Host, Johnny Dazzle has the women swooning... Host: Why do you musicians get all the chicks? Dazzle: I don't know. I guess they think we're talented. (He raises his arms in triumph and the crowd supports him as the host hangs his head in disgrace.) ...Fast Freddie pays us a visit to talk about his new movie... Host: Why do you movie stars get all the women? FF: I don't know. I guess they think we're entertaining. (He lifts his arms and clasps his hands over his head, pumping them a few times to get the crowd cheering, as the host hangs his head in defeat.) ...And we'll round things off with the multi-talented Allen Viceroy... Viceroy: (speaking from the host's chair) Why do you musical comedians get all the ladies? (He gets up and sits in the guest chair to answer the question.) I don't know, but your lower profile should allow you to survive longer... |
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Sunday, January 20, 2013
Bigger than the Host
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