Saturday, January 19, 2013

Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival

Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival
This week on the Canadian Film Festival, we present Jesus of Vancouver.

(A soup line. A cripple is wheeled up to one of the waiting men.)

Waiting Man: Who's that? A cripple? What do you want me to do about it? How many times do I have to tell you I'm not Jesus? You know, this is exactly why I had to leave Montreal!

Don't miss Jesus of Vancouver, tonight on the Canadian Film Festival.

PS JESUS HATES FRAUD SO JESUS HATES YOUR JESUS OF AMERICA SKETCH.
  
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